In January of this year, I declared my intention to quit shampoo for a month and experiment with the no-poo hair care method. I ditched the shampoo bottle like a boss, and I went all crazy hippie on you.
Pfffffffft. Okay, total and complete lies, yes. I already went all cray-cray on you a good long while ago. You know that, I know that. We can’t have the Circle of Trust unless we’re honest with one another, so let’s ‘fess our crunchy ways one to another, amen?
Earlier this week I shared a little update on how the no-poo thing is going, four months later. (Spoiler alert: I don’t smell like a dirty hippie.) I promised you a detailed low-down on how exactly to get started with no-pooing, and that’s exactly what you’re gonna get today.
Step One: On the first day, wash your hair with shampoo. While in the shower, say your last goodbyes to your shampoo and conditioner bottles. Have a moment of silence if you wish. Or, laugh maniacally and say “toxic body care industry and lying scumbag marketing departments: ZERO, me + nature: ONE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.”
Okay, okay. Serious Face on now. Here’s the 411. (Do people still say that? I’m kind of stuck in the 90’s. Apologies.) Note: there are lots of ways to approach the no-poo method. These are my personal recommendations.
Before You Begin…
- For an easier transition, start by stretching out your washes while still using shampoo. The ultimate goal in the transition stage will be to train your scalp to slow down its prolific oil production. It is producing oil like crazy because commercial shampoos strip every last bit of natural oil away, which then causes the scalp to overcompensate with more. If you can train your head to go longer between shampooing, your no-poo transition will likely be easier.
- Once you are using shampoo as minimally as you can without getting fired from your job or shunned by society, it’s time to take the plunge.
- If you’re nervous, decide on a day ahead of time. I chose February 1 to be my last shampooing (that’s the day I could get to the stylist for a last trim so my hair was healthy and ready).
- Get two containers to use in the shower. I use two of these small jelly canning jars simply because that’s what I used to take my baking soda and vinegar with me when I recently went away overnight. They just sit in my shower, and I add the baking soda and vinegar each time. I use roughly 1 – 2 tablespoons (I don’t measure – I just glug it out. That’s the technical term, obvs).
- Get a box of baking soda and some vinegar to keep in your bathroom, to make things easier. You don’t want to be running through your house, naked, between your bathroom, laundry room (vinegar), and kitchen (baking soda), every time you go to step into the shower and realize you forgot to grab your supplies… again. (This is purely a speculative and fictional situation. This definitely has not happened to me. Nope. Not me.)
In the Shower…
- On the next day that you are due for a wash, instead of shampooing, use baking soda and vinegar instead.
- When you’re in the shower, wet your hair thoroughly. Use your fingertips to tousle your hair to get it ready. Try to get it tousled up a little and not slicked onto your head – this will make it easier to get the baking soda mixture distributed throughout.
- Add a bit of water to your baking soda and stir it up with your finger. How much water you add is up to you. Some people like just a tiny bit of water to make a watery paste. Some people add lots of water and even use a spray bottle instead of a cup or dish. Generally, the greasier your hair tends to be, the more paste-like and concentrated you want your baking soda. Like I said in my update post last week, I tend to get greasy hair really easily, so I go with less water. I wind up with about a third of a cup or so to pour on my head.
- Slowly pour it onto your scalp, mainly around the crown area, and on the back of your scalp. Use your fingers to tousle and distribute while you pour (FYI, it does hurt if it goes in your eyes… be careful!)
- When you’re done pouring, use both hands to finger-massage your scalp vigorously. Try to get every inch of your scalp, especially around the areas that get the greasiest. Do this for 1-2 minutes. Often you will feel a distinctive slippery feeling in your hair after a few minutes. You know that it’s good and clean for sure at that point.
- Rinse thoroughly, again using your fingertips to tousle your hair and make sure every last bit gets rinsed.
- Next, add water to your vinegar to dilute it. How much you dilute is up to you. I am actually planning to get a spray bottle and make mine much more diluted than what I can do in a 4oz jelly jar. I recommend diluting by half, minimum.
- Pour into your hair and work it with your fingers. Many no-poo’ers advise that you must pour it right over your scalp, but some agree that it’s okay to just use it from the neck down. I use it from the neck down only – I gather my hair in my hand and pour it over the “ponytail” part. I have tried using it on my scalp as well, but it made my hair way too greasy. Your mileage will vary.
- Rinse the vinegar out well by vigorously working your fingertips throughout your scalp and length.
- You’re done! I air dry my hair for the most part, but you can use a blow dryer and/or straightener if desired. A boar bristle brush is recommended, but not strictly necessary (I’ve been meaning to get one for ages now, but haven’t yet. I use my regular hairbrush).
- At first, your hair will rebel. It will get greasy at the usual time (or sooner) and you’ll want to wash it. Resist the urge to wash at the same frequency as before, even if you’re using baking soda and vinegar. Your scalp will just continue to produce oil at that same rate, and you’ll never reap the reward of being able to go 4+ days between washes with awesome hair.
- The longer you stretch it out, the faster transition will be over. When I started no-pooing, I was washing with BS+ACV every 2-3 days, and I was stuck in perpetual transition. Then I was advised to bite the bullet and stretch it out as long as I could stand it. I went five days before the next wash, with lots of DIY dry shampoo in the last few days, and that was the magic bullet. One more stretch of 4 days after that, and transition was done.
- Once the transition period is finished and you are getting a solid 3+ days of awesome hair, you need to find your own sweet spot. Some people can get a full week or more before needing a wash. Some people (like me) who tend toward greasiness do only 4 days. And some people even move on to water-only. You can experiment to find what’s best for you.
Note: The entire process only takes a couple of minutes in the shower… don’t be intimidated by that big bunch o’ words up there. I’m just a very verbose writer with a tendency to over-explain. Also: I needed some serious hand-holding before diving in myself, so this is for my fellow
control freaks conscientious peeps.
In Wednesday’s post I will talk a bit about troubleshooting, and I’ll point you to some resources that will be invaluable in your no-pooing journey.
I know I said I was going to include FAQs with this post, but because I’m skilled in the art of clarity but seriously lacking in brevity, I used up all of my words for today. Blog readers are like goldfish, I’m told, with short attention spans, so you’re probably not even reading this anymore. You’re probably playing Farmville or creeping on Facebook friends from high school or taking a quiz to find out which Pride & Predjudice character you are. That’s okay. I cut the amazing FAQs that I wrote and tossed them into a new post, which shall arrive in your inbox on Wednesday.
Until then, peeps! Over and out.
If you’ve never tried no-pooing, what’s holding you back?
Note: apple cider vinegar image via Flickr CC